Who rulz??

Here we have one issue which obviously is absurd (No points for guessing that). Each person reading this blog will have an answer of his own and believe me, I expect nothing less. Some would say ManU rules, some would say Chelsea(EPL and Champions' League: Any football fanatics out there?), some would say Aussies(the number would be significantly less in India after the current triumph though ) where as many would say its Sachin(highly ambiguous again but not for my dear friend RAM).
The real purpose of this "absurd question (if you care to call it so!!!) " was simply to find if there is anyone out there whose answer is "I RULE the world". Because if you want to, the least you could do is to say it aloud and make yourself comfortable with the numerous glaring eyes that would scan you head to toe. Many can talk, but the right person is one who has courage to stand upto it. Let people expect something from you, let them count on you when they are in a spot of bother. This exercise my friend will do one very important thing my friend, it will tell you who to fall back on in case you get into hot waters; and trust me you will know the right persons at the right moments.